That host-guy's reactions to these jokes are the stuff of Lynchian nightmares.
The whole thing is too creepy. Didn't you northern kindred have scary TV clowns to be afraid of?
Dave, who can understand these Yankees? Maybe that guy from the Screamers* or whatever can tell them about it when he gets back to Pittsburgh.
*Yes, I know it's not the Screamers. I'm not going to dignify him by saying his real band name.