I was so shy to call in, but Tom made it all cool.
I only discovered Tom's show about two months ago, but have since logged in a good 50 hours listening to the archives.
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This is also my 'Hello' to the FOT message board community. Hope ya'll don't tell me to 'Get off our board!'

Sounds like you and I are at roughly the same level of Best Show newbie-ness...though you have me beat in archives homework. I feel like I have work to do before I make my first call!
The Best Show is clearly serious business, and since we've been warned that There Will Be GOMPs, I must prepare accordingly.
But I will call one day.
Oh, yes. I will call.