Maybe I am late to the game on this one, but I was reading the movie reviews in the Times, and the blurb about Employee of the Month was classic.
"A minimum-wage comedy chronicling the romance between a slacker box-boy (Dane Cook) and a bodacious cashier (Jessica Simpson) working at a Costco-like megastore. Directed by Greg Coolidge with the creative flair of an entry-level training video, the movie is more tired than a Wal-Mart greeter at the end of a Saturday shift."
Yippee! More nice work, Mr. Cook!