Areas of My Expertise FOR FREE

[Josh]

from the source:

I HAVE BEEN ALERTED VIA OVERSEAS E-MAIL THIS MORNING that

the AUDIO EDITION of my book of COMPLETE WORLD KNOWLEDGE

is now available for ZERO DOLLARS via iTunes for A LIMITED TIME

IF YOU HAVE NOT HEARD THIS IMPORTANT 1,000 CD SET, which includes...

contributions by JONATHAN COULTON, MS. ROBIN GOLDWASSER, and A MYSTERIOUS CELEBRITY OF STAGE AND SCREEN,

THEN WHY NOT DOWNLOAD IT NOW FOR NOTHING?

Logic demands that you comply.

That is all.

[Fido]

from the source:

I HAVE BEEN ALERTED VIA OVERSEAS E-MAIL THIS MORNING that

the AUDIO EDITION of my book of COMPLETE WORLD KNOWLEDGE

is now available for ZERO DOLLARS via iTunes for A LIMITED TIME

IF YOU HAVE NOT HEARD THIS IMPORTANT 1,000 CD SET, which includes...

contributions by JONATHAN COULTON, MS. ROBIN GOLDWASSER, and A MYSTERIOUS CELEBRITY OF STAGE AND SCREEN,

THEN WHY NOT DOWNLOAD IT NOW FOR NOTHING?

Logic demands that you comply.

That is all.

I was hoping for a tract on the subject of the Pittsburgh dialect, a sort of celebration of the yunzers and their admirers.

It could be lots of fun, educational, and full of laughs.  Your offer above sounds mighty intriquing also.  What kind of stuff will be on it?  And if I listen to all of it, will I attain complete world knowledge also?

Fill us in arcoradio...

Fido