Help Me Seed An Elimination Rock Street Fighting Tournament

[JonFromMaplewood]

...but much like Saddam Hussein, Revolution-era Prince always stocked his band with a couple of guys who looked like himself, so he'd be able to hide among his dopplegangers and throw the other bands off. There's also a possibility that Dr. Fink would be able to patch up wounded members of The Revolution between rounds, or at least fix any instruments that had been broken.

While we are on the subject of fights, these two sentences one after the other made me laugh until it hurt.  Good work with those combinations, Wes.

[AaronC]

If athlete/musicians are allowed, I'd like to see Shaquille O'Neal in this tourney.  He probably couldn't take out the entire 85 Bears, but he would do some damage.  If contributors are allowed to participate, Shaq could team up with Fu Schnickens, Method Man & RZA, Biggie, or maybe the unreleased Shaq's Superfriends http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaquille_O%27Neal_Presents_His_Superfriends,_Vol._1. 

[Chris L]

Would Bob Dylan and the Band be allowed to fight w/ Civil War-era muskets?  I know they never performed with such weapons but in some ways it would just feel so right.  If they face the Bears in an early round they may even be able to pick off enough players with those things before being overwhelmed that it would even the odds a little more for other groups.

Also, Jackyl may be an even more gruesome seed than the Plasmatics.