Blues lyrics?

[Smelodies]

I want to do a blues, but I have virtually no poetic ability (virtually no singing ability either, but that's at least fun to try).  Can you post some original blues lyrics?

[Pidgeon]

Just improvise about something you're sad about.

[B_Buster]

How 'bout The No Soundboard Blues?

[Sarah]

You mean like

I woke up this morning
My legs felt like lead
I said, "Good god almighty,"
I might as well be dead."

I've got the blues.
Etc.?

If so, you should be able to come up with something pretty easily.  Hell, years ago, I improvised many verses of "The Underwear Blues" for my young cousin.  She thought she was going to embarrass me by requesting such a naughty composition, but I showed her:  nigh on bored her to death.

To think that same cousin now has five kids.  Now there's the subject of a blues song.

[Smelodies]

You mean like

I woke up this morning
My legs felt like lead
I said, "Good god almighty,"
I might as well be dead."

I've got the blues.
Etc.?

Well, something a little more outside the box.

[Smelodies]

How 'bout The No Soundboard Blues?

Do it up!

[Sarah]

Hey, I was just confirming the basic formula in which you were interested.

[fonpr]

I like colors, all their hews.

Sometimes I feel like I'm wearing Eeyore's shoes.

These words aren't meant to confuse.

[Smelodies]

Playing a gospel ditty

Playing "El Raton" by Cheo Feliciano

So instead of the blues, I went gospel today.

[Matt]

You have to write what you know. Take a lesson from the masters:

blues hammer

[Smelodies]

That's funny.  That clip reminds me of Martin Mull's "White Man's Blues":

I woke up this morning
Both my cars were gone
Felt so suicidal
Threw my drink across the lawn

[Hugman 3.0]

I got the message board confusion blues.

[Sarah]

I always liked this one:

neil innes - short blues