Devastatin' Dave

[buffcoat]

Dear Tom,

I would like to suggest consideration for Devastatin' Dave for Worst Song of All Time, or perhaps the creation of a new category for Worst Rap of All Time.

EVeryone knows "Zip Zap Rap," but my favorite is his later work, "I'm Whoopin' A."  These are produced numbers, not amateur rap.  He even namechecks his producer and the year, which is 2000.  The songs are incredible lyrically and in terms of delivery.  The Sugar Hill gang would never have gone on Soul Train if they'd seen this coming.


The Worst Song segments so far have been great.  I just want to see DD get his due.


buffcoat

[fonpr]

EVeryone knows "Zip Zap Rap,"

Scratchcoat Stucco.

I don't know it Buff.   I was born a music historian.

One of my earliest memories is hearing I Want To Hold Your Hand on an AM radio. 



You know what





an AM radio is?



That and









stealing









jelly donuts













from the Bread Drawer. 



You know what a bread drawer is?













 Buff-O?(Question mark emphasized by stern, scolding tone)




Fuck typing>

[buffcoat]

I'm getting a little frightened.