Bad Local Commercials

[Phil]

Last night these ads for a local steakhouse (which is now closed) were flying around on Facebook among my Fargo friends. These ads are sort of legendary in Fargo, ND -- and they've finally appeared on Youtube. Even though it's a local thing, I thought the FOTs would would appreciate them for their badness:

http://www.youtube.com/v/n7QSlCFbto8&hl=en_US&fs=1&

http://www.youtube.com/v/ZLJxeDc2VM4&hl=en_US&fs=1&

http://www.youtube.com/v/o0nOHKYuxps&hl=en_US&fs=1&

http://www.youtube.com/v/g4Rg3fAbGEQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&

I love bad local commercials. Please post your own favorites if you are so inclined.

[methanolcereal]

Goo Ol Tom has some bad/cheap ones, but this is his most...

I don't know how to word it, but it feels like it should be a Tim and Eric sketch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiTAJETUJ0k

[buffcoat]

Goo Ol Tom has some bad/cheap ones, but this is his most...

I don't know how to word it, but it feels like it should be a Tim and Eric sketch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiTAJETUJ0k

Where was she looking?

[akaJudge]

One of the all time great local Houston commercials.  I sang this tonight at my friend's house,  Coinky-dink!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNBtzYO2VoU&feature=related

[JustSheaNo]

One of the all time great local Houston commercials.  I sang this tonight at my friend's house,  Coinky-dink!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNBtzYO2VoU&feature=related

"Dynamonically tested"? WTF?

[Ike]

Phil, I love you.

Smoky's commercials have given me sooooo much joy over the years.  I miss that and Too Tall Tom Shemanxkcyayekeee. 

Jesus...Smoky's.  JESUS!

NOW I KNOW IT'S XMAS!!!

Ike

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Goo Ol Tom has some bad/cheap ones, but this is his most...

I don't know how to word it, but it feels like it should be a Tim and Eric sketch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiTAJETUJ0k

Where was she looking?

At the ghost of Raymond, the husband she murdered for $2500 in rare coins.