Tom interview on the AV Club

[masterofsparks]

I'm going to assume a lot of forum readers regularly check the AV Club, but just in case there are some who don't, the site features an interview with Tom today:

http://www.avclub.com/articles/tom-scharpling,58424/

[buffcoat]

And, from the comments, more accusations of Indie Payola.  Who knew that Kid Kansas still read the Internet?

[buffcoat]

Also, yet another Gene Simmons interview:

http://www.avclub.com/articles/gene-simmons,13759/


Best line:

O: Were there always a lot of groupies around?

GS: Well, if you're not famous, they're not groupies, because they know you. And they give it up a lot faster. Once you become famous, they become groupies, and groupies want to have sex with you because you're famous. That, by the way, is okay with me. However you get to the honey.


Oops, I hadn't reached this yet:


O: You appear in the movie Porn Star with Ron Jeremy. What's your relationship with him like? What do you have in common with him?

GS: Girls. Or, more specifically, the hunt for more rather than less. One ejaculation kicks out a billion sperm. We're designed to want more than just one. One woman is not going to be able to have all those sperm. The reason we can ejaculate more than once—well, those who are healthy and attractive and powerful like myself—is for multiple partners.





You have to, uh, admit: no one else talks about what Gene Simmons talks about in interviews.

[erechoveraker]

I appreciate the answer to the last question in the AV Club interview a lot, and totally agree.

Good readings.

[daveB from Oakland]

Also, yet another Gene Simmons interview:

http://www.avclub.com/articles/gene-simmons,13759/
 ...

"The reason we can ejaculate more than once—well, those who are healthy and attractive and powerful like myself—is for multiple partners".

Wow, he must have one of those OliverSacks-type extreme neural malfunctions -- a condition where he stares into a mirror and sees ... something completely different from what everybody else sees.

There's a reason that dude wore all that facepaint for a couple of decades.

[Mr. Spacely]

Wow, great interview.  And excellent insight into just about all facets of TBS, and even the Wurster Collaboration and Newbridgiverse. Tom also seemed to be in a good mood.

I did cringe, though, when he got a little political.

Actually, wait -- scratch that. I'd rather Tom get *more* political. I find that when he keeps it short it just comes across as Typical Internet Lefty Boilerplate. And I know his views are far deeper, funnier, and more nuanced than that.