Author Topic: Worst/Best Band in RnR Heaven  (Read 3864 times)

Chris L

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Worst/Best Band in RnR Heaven
« on: February 28, 2007, 04:22:14 PM »
How about singers being forced to play, and vice versa:

Drums - Darby Crash
Bass - Joey Ramone
Guitar - Karen Carpenter
Sax - Nico
Vocals - Thelonius Monk

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Re: Worst/Best Band in RnR Heaven
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2007, 07:32:20 PM »
This one is the worst combination of personality types I could come up with:

Vox - Freddy Mercury
Lead Guitar - Bob Stinson
Rhythm Guitar - Nick Drake
Bass - Charles Mingus
Drums - Buddy Rich

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Re: Worst/Best Band in RnR Heaven
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2007, 04:41:29 AM »
Dirty Ol' Bastard -Vocals
Stevie Ray Vaughn - Guitar
Rick James - Bass
El Duce - Drums

GG Allin - Lyrics
Wesley Willis - Music
Joe Meek - Producer
Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopez - Manager

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Re: Worst/Best Band in RnR Heaven
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2007, 11:57:52 AM »
Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopez - Manager

HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE LEFT EYE ON PYRO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Re: Worst/Best Band in RnR Heaven
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2007, 12:17:33 PM »
Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopez - Manager

HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE LEFT EYE ON PYRO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ty Longley from Great White has that honour.

Sploops

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Re: Worst/Best Band in RnR Heaven
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2007, 03:05:12 PM »
Ugliest band in rock heaven

pig champion - gitbox
el duce (sans hood) - traps
dee dee ramone - thud staff
tiny tim - uke
mama cass - vox

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Re: Worst/Best Band in RnR Heaven
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2007, 05:10:02 PM »
Barbershop Quartet:

Alex Harvey
Bonn Scott
Frank Sinatra
Klaus Nomi
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ian

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Re: Worst/Best Band in RnR Heaven
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2007, 05:12:13 PM »
Karen Carpenter doesn't really deserve this.

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Re: Worst/Best Band in RnR Heaven
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2007, 11:27:13 PM »
Mama Cass on Ham Sandwich.

What?!  Don't judge!
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: Worst/Best Band in RnR Heaven
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2007, 08:13:09 AM »
A band so ugly they wouldn't be allowed in heaven:


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Re: Worst/Best Band in RnR Heaven
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2010, 09:48:58 PM »
My friend and I came up with the worst imaginable band today.  They would be called Temple ov thee Dog, and the members would be Genesis P-Orrige, Jello Biafra, Flea, and Dave Navarro.