Author Topic: FWD of the Century in Legal Trouble.  (Read 3179 times)

John Junk

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FWD of the Century in Legal Trouble.
« on: April 06, 2007, 01:19:08 PM »
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-fi-francis6apr06,0,4031348.story?coll=la-home-entertainment

This guy is such a mess. The LA Times even puts in a little slide show of the guy dancing with who-knows-through-18 year old girls--which literally made me gag a little bit at the disgustingness.

Emerson

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Re: FWD of the Century in Legal Trouble.
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2007, 01:33:50 PM »
You mean you can't use teenagers like old gym socks, catch it on tape, and stay invincible for life, just by the stength of positive self-regard? Our legal system has truly lost its sense of humor.

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Re: FWD of the Century in Legal Trouble.
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2007, 01:35:20 PM »
"This judge has gone as far as to call me the devil and an evildoer," [Francis] said. "It is a case of a judge gone wild."

I wonder if he just gratuitously applies the "gone wild" analogy to every aspect of his life now.  

"The media is always accusing me of being a scumbag.  Frankly, I think the media's gone wild."
"The guy at Quiznos put black olives on my italian sub after I specifically requested no olvies.  It's a case of Quiznos gone wild."  
"Shit, that girl from the club is floating facedown in my pool.  I'll be charged with accidental drowning... gone wild."

Well, maybe not.  He's still vile though.  

John Junk

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Re: FWD of the Century in Legal Trouble.
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2007, 01:59:50 PM »
"This judge has gone as far as to call me the devil and an evildoer," [Francis] said. "It is a case of a judge gone wild."

I wonder if he just gratuitously applies the "gone wild" analogy to every aspect of his life now.  

"The media is always accusing me of being a scumbag.  Frankly, I think the media's gone wild."
"The guy at Quiznos put black olives on my italian sub after I specifically requested no olvies.  It's a case of Quiznos gone wild."  
"Shit, that girl from the club is floating facedown in my pool.  I'll be charged with accidental drowning... gone wild."

Well, maybe not.  He's still vile though.  

Hilarious.

Laurie

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Re: FWD of the Century in Legal Trouble.
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2007, 02:47:46 PM »
Check out this pre-hissyfit thread I started about Joe Francis getting punched in the face. Bernie Kopell linked to an incredible profile on Joe Francis, also published by the LA Times. Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy shit.

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Re: FWD of the Century in Legal Trouble.
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2007, 05:53:12 PM »
Me, I'm just happy the judge said "snookered."

Laurie

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Re: FWD of the Century in Legal Trouble.
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2007, 08:20:23 AM »

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Re: FWD of the Century in Legal Trouble.
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2007, 09:50:21 AM »
I don't understand how someone can make so much money and still feel the need to embezzle it. The millions and millions isn't quite enough, you have to try and cheat the IRS too.
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