My girlfriend reported to me the other night that Baz Luhrman is filming The Great Gatsby in fucking 3D with Leonardo DeCaprio. Christ. This appears to be true.
When she told me that it called to mind a vague memory of something similar I'd heard recently: "Oh yeah, did you hear--jeez, where did I hear this?--they're doing a remake of Chinatown?" (of all the movies that don't need remaking, went my heavily implied subtext.)
Then I remembered that the remake was to star Jason Siegel, and that I had heard this on The Best Show, and realized that this is almost certainly not true.
But if they do remake Chinatown with Jason Siegel, I think they should do it in 3D.