Spring Time Invasion

[Grimlock]

So, every spring ants come to visit out kitchen.

My wife asks me not to smash them, so I have to make peace with the little thieves.

Yesterday I watched about a billion of them try to eat a penny.

Today, they are climbing on my laptop.

If they can eat pennies, can they eat computers?

I think so.

[Laurie]

I don't know, but little black ants keep crawling up my shower drain. I'm getting tired of smashing those motherfuckers every goddamn day.

Also, is your wife insane? Most of the vegans I know have no quarrel with insect-and-bug-smashing.