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Sploops

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Why I Hate The Metric System
« on: April 12, 2008, 07:01:07 PM »
Farenheit : 100 is really hot, 0 is really cold
Celcius :  who knows

Inches and feet are ata human scale - I'm 6' tall, simple
Meters are huge and centimeters are tiny - I'm 1.82880 meters tall, stupid

In closing, I think the metric system is great for scientists and the like but it blows for everyday use.

Thank you.


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Re: Why I Hate The Metric System
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2008, 07:35:25 PM »
Thomas Jefferson developed a system of weights and measures:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_for_Establishing_Uniformity_in_the_Coinage,_Weights,_and_Measures_of_the_United_States

It consisted of a rationalization of traditional measures in addition to a decimal-based system, which I propose to adopt.

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Re: Why I Hate The Metric System
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2008, 07:54:27 PM »
Man, stuff thats different sure is weird, eh guys?

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Re: Why I Hate The Metric System
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2008, 11:04:21 PM »
the metric system flies in the face of 'man is the measure of all things' like in the english system... in the metric system, water is the measure of all things... 0 is freezing, 100 is boiling, and one cubic centimeter of water weighs a gram.  it's utterly rational but at the same time confusing to those raised with miles and pounds.  that said...


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Re: Why I Hate The Metric System
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2008, 11:41:32 PM »
I am with you on 9/10ths of this. It is especially confusing to grow up in Canada, where we try desperately to hang on to the metric system (so you learn to measure everything in centimeters, which are stupid) whilst being inundated with American t.v. shows, movies, etc. (where everything is measured in inches and feet and you have no idea what the fuck's going on). I can't really estimate what an inch looks like because I never really learned, and I can never remember how big a centimeter is because, like I said, they're dumb.

However, in terms of temperature measurement, celsius beats fahrenheit any day of the week. Fahrenheit has all these weirdly high numbers and you can never tell what's going on, but celsius just tells it like it is: 0 is freezing, 15 is springish, 21 is room temperature, 30 is a heatwave. For winter, you just flip it around: -15 is cold but not unbearable, -21 is you only leave the house to walk the dog or save your dying grandmother, and if it's -30 you're screwed (AND you probably live in Winnipeg, so worse luck anyway). With fahrenheit there's no reliability like that.

Not that I have opinions about this or anything.

God Stewart

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Re: Why I Hate The Metric System
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2008, 12:31:29 AM »
One of my professors in college was the head of an organization to keep the Metric system out of America. He was fascinating and a touch insane.

Speaking of insane, the fellow who invented Fahrenheit was right up there. I wish I spoke Celsius.

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Re: Why I Hate The Metric System
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2008, 06:37:35 PM »
Fuck that shit.  I'm a Kelvin man all the way.
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Re: Why I Hate The Metric System
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2008, 08:14:43 PM »
Fuck that shit.  I'm a Kelvin man all the way.

This made me laugh.  Thanks jdg, which as an acronym, almost spells J-dog. 

Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Why I Hate The Metric System
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2008, 10:10:05 PM »
Thank YOU, Dania.  Though I actually don't remember what Kelvin is.  Maybe 0 is absolute zero and the other end is the hottest possible temperature, or something?
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emma

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Re: Why I Hate The Metric System
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2008, 10:17:24 PM »
Yep. It's thermodynamic-tacular!

Or something.

masterofsparks

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Re: Why I Hate The Metric System
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2008, 11:09:08 PM »
Thank YOU, Dania.  Though I actually don't remember what Kelvin is.  Maybe 0 is absolute zero and the other end is the hottest possible temperature, or something?

0 K = absolute zero, if I remember my high school science correctly.
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Re: Why I Hate The Metric System
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2008, 11:15:01 PM »
Thanks, Master.  Hey, I was just in Ohio, but I didn't see you.
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Re: Why I Hate The Metric System
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2008, 11:19:20 PM »
Thanks, Master.  Hey, I was just in Ohio, but I didn't see you.

Strange, although Jim-Bob told me he saw you. We're all related here, you know.
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Re: Why I Hate The Metric System
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2008, 11:25:26 PM »
I put my hand on my forehead and looked around almost 360 degrees, plus I looked out the window in the van from the airport at least twice!  I even asked the lady if she knew a guy named masterofsparks.  I must have done something wrong.
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