i've been hanging out and doing stuff. i got a band, which is fucking awesome. i played a show of nothing but power ballads. and i'm working on a movie called 'killer tits' about breast implants that make this girl kill people. its pretty much the best idea i ever had for getting as much nudity and murder into a movie at once. whenever i get the script just right maybe i sell it to the big guys.
yeah man, tommy 'the general' stinson is still on bass. i think he may have been the bass player longer than duff now. he wrote one song on chinese democrayc, riad and the bedouins. but they don't play it live anymore now, presumably because it is too hard for axl to sing now. i saw tommy at a bar once. he was wasted and making out with a hot chick. the bartender said he does that all the time.
yeah, man.. it's like a vegas residency. which i know a lot of people would make fun of because it clearly means axl is entering the fat elvis phase of his career. but you know what? i say good for axl. he spent 15 years working on that shitturd of an album chinese democracy. he wanted so hard to show up slash and prove everybody wrong. he thought it was going to be the shit, but it sucked. but you know what? fuck it. fuck all that pressure. fuck the press and everybody giving him shit. if he wants to take it easy and do a vegas act, fuck the world good for axl he should do it. he made some awesome music and has earned the right to have a fat elvis semi retirement phase. we should all be so lucky. i am actually more excited about a vegas residency then the whole goddamned chinese democracy thing.
