Being from Pittsburgh, the only legitimate use for lawn chairs is for the blocking of parking spots in city neighborhoods!
While watching the Olympics this past weekend, I came up with a great idea. Seeing that Pittsburgh will likely never get a shot at hosting the Olympic Games, why not create an event of their own? Call it the YinzerLympics. Possible sports would include, but not be limited to:
-Musical parking chairs
-10 M dash across the Clemente Bridge
-Pothole vaulting
-Synchronized diving into the Monongahela River
And of course, Donnie Iris would perform at the Opening Ceremonies at Heinz Field n'at.