God hates......

[ben buff]

I was flipping through Twitter earlier on and saw someone responding to a post about how God puts so much effort into creating us from scratch, individually and lovingly and then bestowing us with free will only to go nuts when we don't use our privates in a set specified manner.

Between me and you I think he's got bigger fish to fry but it started me thinking about what really must get on his tits.

And I think I've come up with the thing God hates the most.

See those people that get lions and tigers to mate?  I think he hates those sick bastards more than anything.  If ever there was an abomination in the eyes of the lord it’s creating something with all the ferociousness of a lion crossed with something with all the ferociousness of a tiger.

What is it?  Lion not manly enough for you is it?  Tiger too soft is it?  Tell you what you get these two things to get it on and see if you can’t create some freak of nature.

You people disgust me.

And I bet God’s disgusted too.  He made Lennie and Tony NOT Tonnie and Lony!

Do any other Metro readers have ideas about what God hates apart from cigarettes?

[Kormodd]

I think ligers and tigons are the least of his worries. I don't see why he'd be against smoking. Read the Pentateuch to find out what really gets under his skin.

[johnnynovato]

According to the 33 1/3 book on "Achtung Baby," God hates various political things that should only be discussed in the Humorless Politics Forum.

[ben buff]

I bet he hates the Charleston Dance too.

When I see it on Strictly Come Dancing (you Americans call it Wimbleton) I think that If someone pointed a gun at me and said i had five seconds to make a dance craze up the result would be the ridiculous arm waving, leg pointing rubbish that is the Charleston.

So that list in full (so far).

God Hates....

1. Ligers.
2. Tigons.
3. The Charleston.