If I was much better at art, I would totally do a sideline in Newbridge Valentines:
Hammerhead pummelling some flowers and teddy bears yelling "No Weak Gifts!"
A picture of flights and hotels to Paris with "You know who this is, right...?" - I just listened to a Hot Rockin Romny call there, so it's a bit fresh though esoteric
Zachary Brimstead Esq in full "Barbershop Eros" garb
A Chocolate-battered heart from the Batter Butler
Someone suggest a GG Allin one so I don't have to...