"In addition to seconding Tom's heartfelt call for a Jordan jettisoning, I would offer Jesse a (possibly adapted) quote from the great Auguste Gusteau: "Anyone can podcast." Emerge from the sewers and embrace the bright city lights with the same vigor as Remy saving a soup to the delight of jaded diners. Ride the wave of success as far as you can without letting the likes of Jordache Nauris -- the anti-Remy -- nestle themselves under your hat and pull your strings like a demented Gepetto. What's wrong with sipping a latte, anyway? They taste good! You have to sip them because it's a hot beverage. Volvos are really safe cars! If Starbucks* is good enough for Thurston Moore, it's good enough for you! Go all in and don't fear the flop, son. Unabashedly following your dreams is the New Sincerity."
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