Author Topic: Open Letters to People Who Will Never Read Them.  (Read 6011 times)

buffcoat

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Re: Open Letters to People Who Will Never Read Them.
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2007, 09:53:02 AM »
http://www.break.com/index/xenu.html

Make sure you lose a bunch of times to hear Xenu mock you.

"Once again, Xenu wins and YOU LOSE."
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

Laurie

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Re: Open Letters to People Who Will Never Read Them.
« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2007, 10:40:24 PM »
Dear Petra Haden,

I'd rather listen to Joanna Newsom.

Love,
Laurie

Tim K in DC

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Re: Open Letters to People Who Will Never Read Them.
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2007, 01:53:16 AM »
Dear Joanna Newsom,

I'd rather listen to a caterwauling little retarded girl.

Love,

Tim K
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Martin

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Re: Open Letters to People Who Will Never Read Them.
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2007, 07:17:42 AM »
It's on!

Denim Gremlin

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Re: Open Letters to People Who Will Never Read Them.
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2007, 11:10:53 AM »
Dear Petra Haden,

I'd rather listen to Joanna Newsom.

Love,
Laurie

do you mean to say that she is so awful that even the extreme awfulness of Joanna Newsom would be more pleasing to the ears?

because I really can't understand anyone actually enjoying Joanna Newsom
I was the first guy in hardcore to whip people with his belt.

Laurie

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Re: Open Letters to People Who Will Never Read Them.
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2007, 11:12:47 AM »
Dear Petra Haden,

I'd rather listen to Joanna Newsom.

Love,
Laurie

do you mean to say that she is so awful that even the extreme awfulness of Joanna Newsom would be more pleasing to the ears?

because I really can't understand anyone actually enjoying Joanna Newsom

Yes. I feel kind of bad about saying it, though, since I'm sure Ms. Newsom is a nice lady. Well, nicer than Petra the Bruja, anyway.

buffcoat

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Re: Open Letters to People Who Will Never Read Them.
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2007, 01:38:35 PM »
Dear Petra Haden,

I'd rather listen to Joanna Newsom.

Love,
Laurie

do you mean to say that she is so awful that even the extreme awfulness of Joanna Newsom would be more pleasing to the ears?

because I really can't understand anyone actually enjoying Joanna Newsom

Yes. I feel kind of bad about saying it, though, since I'm sure Ms. Newsom is a nice lady. Well, nicer than Petra the Bruja, anyway.

¡Oh, snap!
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

KickTheBobo

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Re: Open Letters to People Who Will Never Read Them.
« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2007, 04:59:02 PM »