Tom's Zombies

[Beth]

I love Tom Waits and Tom Scharpling, as previously stated in apologist thread. It's possible. So there. I am not a zombie.

EDIT: But if I was, I would want to be the fast kind. No meandering around, waiting to have my head chopped off. I want to scare the poop out of my victims.

[Matt]

I call Chris White. The rest of you suckers can fight over Blunstone and Argent.

I'll happily take Blunstone - One Year is a great record.

[dania]

Hold on a second, is this thread based on my off-topic call which was a contribution to the old band-movie topic from a few weeks prior?  It was the battleofthebands-themed zombie claymation short featuring Tom Waits and his fanclub of zombies versus Jay Reatard (or maybe it could be Black Lips, or pretty much any awesome band that isn't trying to be old-timey) and his fanclub of humans. 

[John Junk]

Hold on a second, is this thread based on my off-topic call which was a contribution to the old band-movie topic from a few weeks prior?  It was the battleofthebands-themed zombie claymation short featuring Tom Waits and his fanclub of zombies versus Jay Reatard (or maybe it could be Black Lips, or pretty much any awesome band that isn't trying to be old-timey) and his fanclub of humans. 

No it's not.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

EDIT: But if I was, I would want to be the fast kind. No meandering around, waiting to have my head chopped off. I want to scare the poop out of my victims.

Don't let Stan hear you say that, or he'll start quoting Gary Gygax and you'll wind up with a nickname.

[Stan]

EDIT: But if I was, I would want to be the fast kind. No meandering around, waiting to have my head chopped off. I want to scare the poop out of my victims.

Don't let Stan hear you say that, or he'll start quoting Gary Gygax and you'll wind up with a nickname.

 That would make you a ghoul, Beth. To wit:
http://www.friendsoftom.com/forum/index.php/topic,1249.15.html

 But in all seriousness, I resolve to leave the Advanced Dungeons and Dragons™ Monster Manual on the shelf for 2008. I think I've already wrung a little too much mileage out of that joke.

 Happy new year, Lamont.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

You too, Lamont.  Where you been?