How many Best Show Laws does this break?

[emma]

Now if only we could get Diablo Cody to write the script for the movie musical.  MovieBoy would love it.

Kevin Smith guest stars as himself! Tom's head finally explodes!

Werner Herzog helms, and one of the Geico Cavemen plays opposite Scarlett.  And every single joke involves picking on the little guy in some way.

Promotional tie-in soft drink cups will be available for purchase at Taco Bell and/or Burger King.

And TL does the jingle for their tv/radio advertisements!

[TL]

Now if only we could get Diablo Cody to write the script for the movie musical.  MovieBoy would love it.

Kevin Smith guest stars as himself! Tom's head finally explodes!

Werner Herzog helms, and one of the Geico Cavemen plays opposite Scarlett.  And every single joke involves picking on the little guy in some way.

Promotional tie-in soft drink cups will be available for purchase at Taco Bell and/or Burger King.

And TL does the jingle for their tv/radio advertisements!

I thought I already did that...

[Stupornaut]

Scarlett Johansson's breasts Tom Waits' throat nodules are fantastic.

Fixed!

I don't want to be too much of a sex prevert, but I think John Junk's got the edge on this one.

I could think of a number of ways to up the prevert quotient here by suggesting otherwise...  but I won't.

If you do, I'll have to figure out how to type Tom's stuttering cut-off noise.

"Uht-dut-dut-dut"?

[masterofsparks]

Scarlett Johansson's breasts Tom Waits' throat nodules are fantastic.

Fixed!

I don't want to be too much of a sex prevert, but I think John Junk's got the edge on this one.

I could think of a number of ways to up the prevert quotient here by suggesting otherwise...  but I won't.

If you do, I'll have to figure out how to type Tom's stuttering cut-off noise.

"Uht-dut-dut-dut"?

Which reminds me, "automatic stuttering" made me laugh.