I just sent out a bulletin stating that my wife is pregnant....

[Andy]

and she's totally not.  The response should be interesting, since we're kind of know as kid haters.

[Andy]

last time I did this is was via e-mail to my extended family and I included this picture


My grandmother was elated and then crushed when she opened the attachment.

[Gilly]

Good idea. When you actually have one you'll be showered in luxurious gifts because you built it up. That, or everyone will be apathetic about it.

[Andy]

nobody will believe us IF we ever decide to have a kid.

[Emily]

Your poor Grandma!

[Sarah]

last time I did this

So sending out fake announcements of this type is a habit with you?  What a card.

[Andy]

last time I did this

So sending out fake announcements of this type is a habit with you?  What a card.

you can't tell me that picture of Stacy with the cat in her belly didn't warrant being sent to my whole family.

[erika]

Cats make good babies. A little light on the communication skills, but nice to snuggle and coo at.