I have a few jerk stories *cough David Lowery cough* but maybe they're unfair. You don't know what's going through people's heads and lives when particular things go down, such as jerkily not signing my poster at a signing table at a record shop because I dared ask if he would draw a little happy face. Maybe he thought I meant, smiley face or nothing. But then, the amazing quality of Cracker certainly entitles anyone to be a jerk, or to seem like one. No, wait.
To be totally fair, I think I asked him to draw "like a little picture, a smiley face or something." That was probably too much to ask. But then CVB were so awesome that it was hard to hate.