Speaking of Smith, is there anything he doesn't sell on his website/crappy comic book shop? He's up there with Gene Simmons, Jimmy Buffet, and the Dead in that top tier of douches who will merchandise anything they can.
I forget which episode it was a few weeks ago where somebody put Dane Cook/Dave Chappelle marathon 5hr+ shows onto the list, but we should throw Kevin Smith Q&A lectures on there. I think his go like five hours and all revolve around bad questions from fanboys.