Tucker Max's Movie Script Leaks

[jamesp]

Gawker received the script for Tucker Max's film adaptation of his book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and it's horrifically unfunny. The sad thing is that there are douche bags out there who think he's funny and are dying for this movie.

http://gawker.com/5033233/tucker-maxs-movie-script

http://gawker.com/5033356/tucker-maxs-movie-script-the-final-lowlights

I don't wanna spoil the movie for anyone but it opens with a "Don't taze me bro" joke along with Tucker Max having sex with a deaf girl.

[andrew in philadelphia]

ugh.. that guy is such a cretin. who the hell thinks he's funnny?

maybe tom can stage one of his world famous raids on the theater opening weekend.

[samir]

I first heard the word "FRATIRE" yesterday, when reading about about this FWD.

[Stupornaut]

This knob was the subject of my first call (I nominated him for the "who should be shot into space" topic), and aside from the fact that I came across like an inarticulate dope my main concern was that this guy was way too obscure. Oh, to be able to maintain that concern forever.

[KickTheBobo]

that chief tries a bit too hard.

[buffcoat]

Plus, he went to Duke.  Nuff said.