Officer Tom's coming to the studio. I bet there's a line out the door waiting to roast him.
What if it's an all-star roast of Spike??? Hosted by Roastmaster General A.P. Mike.
Either of those options sound amazing. An Officer Tom roast might be enough to bring Purple Shirt back out of the woodwork. And a Spike roast ... well, I can't imagine that Spike's #1 fan, Mr. Patton Oswalt, would fail to participate.
The only trick will be keeping Jeffrey Ross or Gilbert Gottfried from showing up.