Hammerhead's Plan for World Domination

[dudep]

Haven't heard from Hammerhead lately, but I think he would share my interest in cultivating a new generation of pro-hardcore youth.  Here are some proposals:

Hardcore action figures


• Chavo Pederast
• Sargent D.
• Rollins' backyard shed dreamhouse
• Dischord house playset
• Inside Out -era Zach de la Rocha?

Hardcore course offerings at local community colleges


• Advanced Pit Studies: The Wall of Death
• Another State of Mind: Hardcore and Jungian Psychodynamics
• Shreddin' with Stigma

Hardcore product placement on CW programs?

... other ideas?