The problem is, Dutch, is pretty much the toughest name out there. Even tougher than Duke or Butch, and especially Bubba. The next toughest name is Hutch, which was used for a character in the Youngblood.
And let's not forget Dutch, starring Ed O'Neil and Ethan Embry.
"Nothin' burps better than bacon! ... You're water looked tasty."