Quote from: Steve of Bloomington on July 18, 2009, 12:22:16 AMQuote from: dave from knoxville on July 17, 2009, 10:02:36 PMQuote from: fletcher munson on July 17, 2009, 01:56:13 PMQuote from: scratchbomb on July 17, 2009, 09:17:52 AMQuote from: fletcher munson on July 17, 2009, 01:14:00 AMQuote from: scratchbomb on July 09, 2009, 10:21:18 PMnobody's ever been killed or maimed or even put out of work by a movie, no matter how crappy.It could bore you to death.You'd probably walk out of the theatre or eject the DVD before then, no? Allowing yourself to be bored to death in such a manner would take a huge amount of will, like trying to drown yourself in a bathtub. I guess I should have qualified my statement, because people have died and been hurt on the sets of movies (crappy and otherwise). But I doubt anyone's been killed by watching a crappy movie.What if I started yawning and couldn't stop? My mouth would be open and air would be releasing out of my body, but no new air would be entering it. Couldn't I suffocate myself?Is that rhetorical, or are you asking permission?Maybe it's a Mitch Hedberg-esque bit.Who's up for doing the infinitely-nested quote thing again?
Quote from: dave from knoxville on July 17, 2009, 10:02:36 PMQuote from: fletcher munson on July 17, 2009, 01:56:13 PMQuote from: scratchbomb on July 17, 2009, 09:17:52 AMQuote from: fletcher munson on July 17, 2009, 01:14:00 AMQuote from: scratchbomb on July 09, 2009, 10:21:18 PMnobody's ever been killed or maimed or even put out of work by a movie, no matter how crappy.It could bore you to death.You'd probably walk out of the theatre or eject the DVD before then, no? Allowing yourself to be bored to death in such a manner would take a huge amount of will, like trying to drown yourself in a bathtub. I guess I should have qualified my statement, because people have died and been hurt on the sets of movies (crappy and otherwise). But I doubt anyone's been killed by watching a crappy movie.What if I started yawning and couldn't stop? My mouth would be open and air would be releasing out of my body, but no new air would be entering it. Couldn't I suffocate myself?Is that rhetorical, or are you asking permission?Maybe it's a Mitch Hedberg-esque bit.
Quote from: fletcher munson on July 17, 2009, 01:56:13 PMQuote from: scratchbomb on July 17, 2009, 09:17:52 AMQuote from: fletcher munson on July 17, 2009, 01:14:00 AMQuote from: scratchbomb on July 09, 2009, 10:21:18 PMnobody's ever been killed or maimed or even put out of work by a movie, no matter how crappy.It could bore you to death.You'd probably walk out of the theatre or eject the DVD before then, no? Allowing yourself to be bored to death in such a manner would take a huge amount of will, like trying to drown yourself in a bathtub. I guess I should have qualified my statement, because people have died and been hurt on the sets of movies (crappy and otherwise). But I doubt anyone's been killed by watching a crappy movie.What if I started yawning and couldn't stop? My mouth would be open and air would be releasing out of my body, but no new air would be entering it. Couldn't I suffocate myself?Is that rhetorical, or are you asking permission?
Quote from: scratchbomb on July 17, 2009, 09:17:52 AMQuote from: fletcher munson on July 17, 2009, 01:14:00 AMQuote from: scratchbomb on July 09, 2009, 10:21:18 PMnobody's ever been killed or maimed or even put out of work by a movie, no matter how crappy.It could bore you to death.You'd probably walk out of the theatre or eject the DVD before then, no? Allowing yourself to be bored to death in such a manner would take a huge amount of will, like trying to drown yourself in a bathtub. I guess I should have qualified my statement, because people have died and been hurt on the sets of movies (crappy and otherwise). But I doubt anyone's been killed by watching a crappy movie.What if I started yawning and couldn't stop? My mouth would be open and air would be releasing out of my body, but no new air would be entering it. Couldn't I suffocate myself?
Quote from: fletcher munson on July 17, 2009, 01:14:00 AMQuote from: scratchbomb on July 09, 2009, 10:21:18 PMnobody's ever been killed or maimed or even put out of work by a movie, no matter how crappy.It could bore you to death.You'd probably walk out of the theatre or eject the DVD before then, no? Allowing yourself to be bored to death in such a manner would take a huge amount of will, like trying to drown yourself in a bathtub. I guess I should have qualified my statement, because people have died and been hurt on the sets of movies (crappy and otherwise). But I doubt anyone's been killed by watching a crappy movie.
Quote from: scratchbomb on July 09, 2009, 10:21:18 PMnobody's ever been killed or maimed or even put out of work by a movie, no matter how crappy.It could bore you to death.
nobody's ever been killed or maimed or even put out of work by a movie, no matter how crappy.
Quote from: buffcoat on July 18, 2009, 02:48:28 PMQuote from: Steve of Bloomington on July 18, 2009, 12:22:16 AMQuote from: dave from knoxville on July 17, 2009, 10:02:36 PMQuote from: fletcher munson on July 17, 2009, 01:56:13 PMQuote from: scratchbomb on July 17, 2009, 09:17:52 AMQuote from: fletcher munson on July 17, 2009, 01:14:00 AMQuote from: scratchbomb on July 09, 2009, 10:21:18 PMnobody's ever been killed or maimed or even put out of work by a movie, no matter how crappy.It could bore you to death.You'd probably walk out of the theatre or eject the DVD before then, no? Allowing yourself to be bored to death in such a manner would take a huge amount of will, like trying to drown yourself in a bathtub. I guess I should have qualified my statement, because people have died and been hurt on the sets of movies (crappy and otherwise). But I doubt anyone's been killed by watching a crappy movie.What if I started yawning and couldn't stop? My mouth would be open and air would be releasing out of my body, but no new air would be entering it. Couldn't I suffocate myself?Is that rhetorical, or are you asking permission?Maybe it's a Mitch Hedberg-esque bit.Who's up for doing the infinitely-nested quote thing again?Count me out
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