This thread makes me wish for a
Little Rascals-esque cartoon featuring current regular callers as mischevious kindergartners.
Hopeful roster?
Myself, Dave from Knoxville, Laurie from Miami, Julie from Cincinatti, Fredericks, and Yetta as our mascot.
Spike and Larry could be like our Butch and Worm, and Officer Tom could be a bigger kid who's in some sort of Junior Police program. We'd be kind of afraid of him, but mostly he'd be looking out for us.
Someone draw this