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Blu
« on: August 21, 2009, 12:14:16 AM »
http://www.blucigs.com/index.php


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Re: Blu
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2009, 12:33:29 AM »
I saw two or three different kiosks at the King of Prussia Mall peddling those things. Although, I'm not a smoker, I have to admit I was intrigued.
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Re: Blu
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2009, 01:52:06 AM »
I beg everyone to watch the 'how it works' video. My absolute favorite part is that horribly confused system of charger lights. Some of the lights turn blue when charging, then shut off when done. Others are red when charging, then blue when done. The cigarette blinks 30 times to indicate dying batteries and 10 times to indicate overheating in general use. Does this means I have to sit through 20 more blinks to find out if I should stop inhaling from this thing? Any engineer would have to be quite insane not to see how many flaws just this ONE aspect of the product has. I'm very impressed with it's stupidity!

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Re: Blu
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2009, 03:53:32 AM »
S&W should sue.
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Re: Blu
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2009, 06:07:13 AM »
David Clayton Thomas' lawyer isn't too busy these days...
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Re: Blu
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2009, 11:39:57 PM »
I beg everyone to watch the 'how it works' video. My absolute favorite part is that horribly confused system of charger lights. Some of the lights turn blue when charging, then shut off when done. Others are red when charging, then blue when done. The cigarette blinks 30 times to indicate dying batteries and 10 times to indicate overheating in general use. Does this means I have to sit through 20 more blinks to find out if I should stop inhaling from this thing? Any engineer would have to be quite insane not to see how many flaws just this ONE aspect of the product has. I'm very impressed with it's stupidity!

The first thing that came to mind here :

Abe: Now, remember the plan, boy. If you run out of air, tug on the
      rope...
Bart: 64 times, no more, no less. Got it.
 Abe: No no! 63 times if you're out of air; 64 is if you found the
      treasure!