Author Topic: More Brad Benson, of Brad Benson Hyundai!  (Read 2592 times)

David

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More Brad Benson, of Brad Benson Hyundai!
« on: October 07, 2009, 04:23:05 PM »
All you ladies, not used to big, complicated car buying, Mr. Benson is here to help you buy a car, so you don't have to worry your pretty little head!


http://www.bradbensonautogroup.com/for_women_only.aspx



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kittykittymeowmixhead

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Re: More Brad Benson, of Brad Benson Hyundai!
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2009, 04:38:16 PM »
This whole thing is just nauseating.

I like this though:

"specifgically for women buying cars."

David

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Re: More Brad Benson, of Brad Benson Hyundai!
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2009, 05:02:52 PM »
This guy should star in the direct-to-dvd sequel of Mr. 3000.

Kid Pain

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Re: More Brad Benson, of Brad Benson Hyundai!
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2009, 06:10:24 PM »

Pastor Josh

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Re: More Brad Benson, of Brad Benson Hyundai!
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2009, 01:44:52 PM »
Some people do like poetry and go to operas, though.  Just sayin'.  Mumble mumble.
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Keith Whitener

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Re: More Brad Benson, of Brad Benson Hyundai!
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2009, 04:57:10 PM »
The cars run on vaginas.

Pastor Josh

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Re: More Brad Benson, of Brad Benson Hyundai!
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2009, 05:28:35 PM »
Like fuel or like tracks?
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Keith Whitener

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Re: More Brad Benson, of Brad Benson Hyundai!
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2009, 08:35:55 PM »
Like fuel or like tracks?

You gotta ask Brad about the specifics on that.

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Re: More Brad Benson, of Brad Benson Hyundai!
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2009, 01:22:58 PM »
good find david!
i was out wudderboarding all day and it was a treat to come home to this link :)

brad benson is the gary puckett of cars
guess how much money is in my wallet?

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buffcoat

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Re: More Brad Benson, of Brad Benson Hyundai!
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2009, 08:54:09 PM »
Nah, a true patriot would sell American cars.  Or at least foreign cars made, partly made, assembled or partly assembled in the United States.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: More Brad Benson, of Brad Benson Hyundai!
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2009, 09:56:38 PM »
That Sadam Hussein one was beyond the pale!

This guy needs his own reality series on Spike TV.
A poor man's Bronson Pinchot.

David

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Re: More Brad Benson, of Brad Benson Hyundai!
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2009, 03:51:30 AM »
Brad Benson somehow reminds me of the John Madden impression that Frank Caliendo does. Only way funnier. And way less intentional.

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Re: More Brad Benson, of Brad Benson Hyundai!
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2009, 10:29:56 PM »
There's also something about his aggressively Philly-Baltimore-y accent that adds a whole other layer to his creepiness.
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