Steak Haters Club

[Richard_From_CHI]

Sign me up. I want a jacket!!!

[Dorvid Barnas]

Me too!  I love steak but I'd wear the crap out of that jacket.

[TL]

Can we enlist whoever the genius was who made the rattlesnake/Thai writing jacket to come up with a Steak Haters Club version?

[Richard_From_CHI]

We need a Steak Haters Club logo contest!!!

[Laurie]

Should we go with Members Only jackets?

[Richard_From_CHI]

with embroidery on the back!!! They should be that reddish brown color Members Only jackets used ot be in.

[Laurie]

with embroidery on the back!!! They should be that reddish brown color Members Only jackets used ot be in.

I thought the embroidery was a given. You can't be in our Steak Haters Club if you just get a patch and pin it to the back of your denim jacket. There has to be some quality workmanship to it!

[JimmyKustes]

I love steak, I eat it with milk.

[Laurie]

Ew. The only thing I hate more than steak is milk. And the only thing I hate more than milk is soy-based yogurt. It has the consistency of jello, and you have to mash it together with your spoon because the liquid is just sitting on top, and it's disgusting. Ugh. Gross. Not that real yogurt is any better, you know. Unless it's fro yo. I love a TCBY.

[Sarah]

Here's proof that Laurie and I are not "two sides of the same coin," as Fido suggested a while ago:  I not only love steak, I count milk as one of my daily necessities. 

Wait, I take it back:  this may in fact be definitive evidence that one of us is heads and the other tails.

[Laurie]

I call heads.

[Sarah]

Damn.  As a candidate, I figured I wasn't allowed to vote.  Will I never become wise to the ways of this world?  Am I doomed ever to be obverse Sarah?