Violent J's progeny has released a video

[Christina]

Dang it, we can't embed videos on this board. Can Big Daddy Jason fix that?

Anyway, a 5 year old child who can slapflight like anybody's business:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGqlRtXuJNE&feature=player_embedded

[mahgeetah]

The part about his sister was kind of charming.

[put_it_away]

The part about his sister was kind of charming.

That was the only part that was even mildly charming.

My favorite Youtube comment: "Fucking Condoms How Do they Work? I wish his parents knew."

[betheboy]

When I saw this I thought: the mockery is almost too easy. Then I thought: This kid has released one more song than me now. Score one for the kid.

[AllisonLeGnome]

It may be a great example of abhorrent parenting, but come on- that kid is pretty damn cute. Is there any other recorded footage of someone looking that happy while standing between Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope?

[Joe Rogaine]

Anyway, a 5 year old child who can slapflight like anybody's business:

Please hide this from Vince McMahon internet.

Dang it, we can't embed videos on this board. Can Big Daddy Jason fix that?

I could have sworn i embedded a video on FOT before, must have been the old board.

[mackro]

I think it's amazing that Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope could have kids together -- especially from a technological and biological standpoint.

I'd ask which of the two volunteered to partake in the gestation, but the answer is pretty obvious.

[Joe Rogaine]

I think it's amazing that Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope could have kids together -- especially from a technological and biological standpoint.

I'd ask which of the two volunteered to partake in the gestation, but the answer is pretty obvious.

The obstetricians was Harry Blackstone.

[Christina]

The wrestling bits make me laugh the most - the song is pretty much whatever. But that kid slapping the crap out of people ... I don't know, it's just hilarious.

[sonicdork]

He seems to be more talented than his father.

[Joe Rogaine]

I would pay good money to see that kid wrastle Spike.

[Pidgeon]

Was that a Jugglo stand-in for Shaggy? Something looks off about him.

[Matt]

The wrestling bits make me laugh the most - the song is pretty much whatever. But that kid slapping the crap out of people ... I don't know, it's just hilarious.

I feel for the poor wrestlers who had to just sit there and take it. "Yeah, the one clown said I had to let his kid slap me for five minutes or he wouldn't pay me."

And yes, the kid IS adorable. But, man, he is going to grow up to be one violent creep.

EDIT: There are lots of .gif possibilities in this thing, but if I had to pick just one, I'd want one of Ruby doing that hilarious dance. Best part of the video!