There is no amount of mental binding that can control my excitement tonight. Not only will people who I respect be getting drunk on a radio show, but they will be doing it while I listen with my daughter (who just started to exist). At least, they will be doing it until my wife gets home from Christmas shopping.
That's how things work, right? When I can't hear things anymore those noises stop being made? Should I not be taking abstract thinking lessons from my 6 week old daughter? Am I the world's best father or the world's worst for exposing her young ears to funny people drinking silly sauce? Why do I have so many questions? BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN SCIENCE!
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