I’m sorry but once again I’m calling on Tom to bring down the wad rain on Piers Morgan. He’s just started a new series of his show ‘Piers Pries’ where he asks banal and offensive questions to some of the UK’s blandest nonentities.
On the trailer he says ‘I ask the questions the British Public want answering’ and then there’s a clip of veteran broadcaster Gloria Hunniford talking about the death of her daughter. ‘As a parent there is nothing worse than losing a child’ Gloria tells M’Organ.
‘The questions the British Public want answering’? What? The girl died in 2004 can’t you drop it? Can’t you let people get on with their lives? Hunniford has worked in TV and Radio for a thousand years – while not my cup of tea she must have some fascinating stories about her career? But no, Piers has to trawl through her bereavement and trample like some kind of yobbo through her memories.
And it is for this reason and many others that I respectfully ask for Tom to declare a FatWAD on @piersmorgan
Thanks in advance.
Ben.