Top 3 favorite lines of S&W bits

[JesseFromVegas]

"You didn't never not hear no melodica before nem!" - PBR on nem Hooters contribution to rock history, 5/30/06

[Crusherkc]

"Come partake of my fruit basket" from Jan 31st 2006, Marky Ramone readin' from his romantic novel Lady Wainsworth's Desires.

I love every part of this call, the droning voice saying lines like "she could not but help noticing the glistening upper muscular torso of stable boy Marcus as he carried an oversize bag of feed to the awaiting horses" to Marky's menacing admonishes "Hey I don' need no comment...lemme finish right?!" of Tom's reactions ("yeech")

Also Tom undercutting Marky's big announcent "A worst case scenario would be if you said something...stupid like...you were going to reform The Ramones"...."yeh. Thanks for ruinin' it, guy."

Then one of my top 3 all-time favorite Wurster lines "That ain't not no funny to no one else neither" drops and Tom spends the next two minutes dissecting it. One of the funniest lines in probably my favorite call.  "It goes for the jugglah"

My 2nd favorite line would be from January 27, 2009: A Call From Bernie Taupin That Is Not To Be Missed, The Mike Show, Francesa Takes On Snack Mountain And A Ton More!: "Okay then, why don't you play something from He Who..." (Bernie Taupin's short-hand to his own solo lp "He Who Rides the Tiger": "This is Bernie Taupin...why?")

and my 3rd favorite Jon Wurster character line comes from November 29, 2005: Philly Boy Roy Calls In. Timmy Von Trimble Calls In. Jimmy Crespo From Aerosmith Calls In. Talk About The Unfunniest Funny People, MC Steinberg And Some Other Chit Chat.

Jon as former Aerosmith guitarist Jimmy Crespo to young Metalologist Mac "See, who's laughin' now...schmuck...how many pull ups can you do?"  This character was soooo good it really could've been Jimmy Crespo.  If Jimmy Crespo were into hahd-coah like MDC, Black Flag, Circle Jerks...

[buffcoat]

"Before I answer any question you got for me, I want you to put on necktie. And a suit jacket."


This may be the single best S&W call ever because it seems to have been mostly improvised. And it fully and seamlessly incorporates a caller. And insults to children are always good for a laugh.