* “Cowboy Star” is without doubt worse than “Porcupine Pie.” The latter is merely stupid; the former is beyond pretentious.
Yeah, at least "Porcupine Pie" seems to be self aware of its stupidity. "Cowboy Star" had almost all the elements of a horrible song; AND IT WAS EDITED!! Right out of the gate, it sounded so bad with poor audio. Then, it became even worse with the violins and the orchestra. However, this song was entertainingly bad. I loved it when the Copland portion of the song came along. "Little taste of Americana...like being out on the prairie!" "Cowboy Star": infinitely worse
LYRICS!
Cowboy Star (Released 1976)
So city smog and dog eat dog
For some may hold sublime
Well as for me if I had my way
I'd had lived some other time
Praise the prairie
And pass the cake
I'd like to eat it too
But being born now was my mistake
I've passed the buckaroo
I'd say
You're right
No chance why fight?
Why be a cowboy star
hump back brahmas
Lovely cow mamas
Saw dust floor saloons
Dance hall queens romanced in my dreams
So why pop my balloon?
No chance
Why fight?
Still in my own right
I'd be a cowboy star
Dreams of my life
Are so carried away
If just in my dreams
I could be for one day
Just for one day
Lost in my dreams
I'll be riding away
Like a cowboy star
Stage set: sundown,
In my last showdown I'll be...
<gunshot>