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LostInReno

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Kwik-E-Mart
« on: July 09, 2007, 04:35:20 AM »
I know I keep posting aboutThe Simpson's but there are 11 major cities that are taking a convienient store and transforming it into the kwik-e-mart. Has anyone seen it yet? I am really jealous of anyone who checks it out.

My brother just checked out the one in Seattle he said it was awesome. 

Wait... whuuuuuuuuuut?

Laurie

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Re: Kwik-E-Mart
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2007, 06:48:04 AM »
There's a twelfth in Canada, too. My brother checked out the one in San Francisco. I'll confess to being more than a little jealous. I'm half tempted to drive about four hours up to Orlando just for a goddamn Squishee.  :'( :'( :'(

bruce

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Re: Kwik-E-Mart
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2007, 07:53:22 AM »
Actually all the seven elevens are taking part in the promo. It's just that those eleven are made to look like Kwik E marts. You can get a squishee at any of them.

Sarah

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Re: Kwik-E-Mart
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2007, 07:58:44 AM »
Are Das Sieben und der Elfs involved as well?  What's "squishee" in German, anyway?

Laurie

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Re: Kwik-E-Mart
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2007, 08:05:15 AM »
Oooooh, I'll go get a Squishee today, then. But, you know what, I bet all of the good flavors are broken. I don't WANT Mello Yello or Coca-Cola, I want something cherry or strawberry flavored, okay?

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Re: Kwik-E-Mart
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2007, 08:30:58 AM »
Are Das Sieben und der Elfs involved as well?  What's "squishee" in German, anyway?

The Newbridge Das Sieben und der Elf locations are serving one "squishee" (I don't know the German).  It looks like this:

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Sarah

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Re: Kwik-E-Mart
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2007, 09:18:10 AM »
Mmmm, das Blau.  Köstlich . . . und einschläfernd!

SpaceBootz

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Re: Kwik-E-Mart
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2007, 11:39:20 AM »
I've been wanting to check out one of these stores--mostly for the Buzz Cola. I will have to see if the local 7-11 has any.

Laurie

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Re: Kwik-E-Mart
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2007, 11:45:44 AM »
I want Krusty-O's!

John Junk

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Re: Kwik-E-Mart
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2007, 07:32:14 PM »
Do they all have some humiliated Indian guy imitating Apu in them?

LostInReno

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Re: Kwik-E-Mart
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2007, 07:41:05 PM »
I also heard that the old guy who gets stuck in the fridge when Apu goes to a party for 15 minutes is in the one in Seattle.
Wait... whuuuuuuuuuut?

johnfgillson

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Re: Kwik-E-Mart
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2007, 11:27:26 PM »
Sadly, 7-11's went the way of the dinosaur a long time ago here in Minnesota. It's probably been about 10 years since I've seen one. No Kwik-E-Mart for us :(

bruce

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Re: Kwik-E-Mart
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2007, 06:57:38 AM »
Do they all have some humiliated Indian guy imitating Apu in them?
Actually my 7-11 does have a Indian guy who when i went up there with my squishee he just laughed

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Re: Kwik-E-Mart
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2007, 09:49:12 AM »
The nearest 7-11 to me is 167 miles away in Elizabeth City, NC.  HOO HAH, I'm not going to do that.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: Kwik-E-Mart
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2007, 10:24:32 AM »
Do they all have some humiliated Indian guy imitating Apu in them?

I'm hoping James Woods is working at one of them, doing research.