Patton Oswalt on Tonight's Best Show 7/10/07

[erika]

Huh. I got the impression they were sort of playing off each other. Kind of how Tom did the obnoxious call with Sam Seder a while back.

But hey, board wars are ALWAYS fun. Cuz there's not enough snarkiness on the internet to begin with...

[Sarah]

Sarah, will you please run for president instead of all these other goons?
You had me at "gauche."
Please?

I am either deeply touched or very, very hurt by this suggestion.

[Spike]

I can't wait to listen to tonight's show.

go die

Kiss off and drop dead !!!!

[TL]

Sarah, will you please run for president instead of all these other goons?
You had me at "gauche."
Please?

I am either deeply touched or very, very hurt by this suggestion.

Please don't be hurt!  I meant it - I was actually agreeing with what you had to say about the two boards and loving the way you said it! 

[John Junk]

I thought Tom was alright to that dude about The Sound of Young America, except that if I was that guy's co-host that would've been pretty rough stuff.  I also got the impression he wasn't really being all that serious.  But maybe half-way.  I've never listened to TSOYA, but that dude kinda reminds me of the guy who calls up Seven Second Delay to plug his news site all the time.  Maybe Tom should do a show where Andy Breckman is his co-host and he can just out-and-out alienate callers who Tom is too nice to call bullshit on so Tom can play good cop for a change.

[Sarah]

Of course I wasn't hurt, TL.  I was making a little joke.  I mean, really, wishing the presidency on someone!  How unkind can you get?  (Although it's better than the time a fellow whose book I was editing said to me--as a compliment, mind you--that I'd be a great head of the CIA.)

In truth, though, your post made my day.  Which is about as sad as all this foolish  rivalry between AST and the FOT.

[Richard_From_CHI]

If you are going to have petty rivalry, make it a big petty rivalry.

I think FOT need to mobilize and crush the evil forces of AST. We'll show them!

[TL]

(Although it's better than the time a fellow whose book I was editing said to me--as a compliment, mind you--that I'd be a great head of the CIA.)

Yipe!

[Jason]

In truth, though, your post made my day.  Which is about as sad as all this foolish  rivalry between AST and the FOT.

There is no rivalry, it's just one aspect of the cosmic struggle between good and evil.

[erika]

If you are going to have petty rivalry, make it a big petty rivalry.

I think FOT need to mobilize and crush the evil forces of AST. We'll show them!

BRING IT

But really, fellas, I/we don't wants no troubles with yous folks...

[Richard_From_CHI]

You can't top the FOT
You can't stop the FOT

Consider it brung (brought? bringed? to have acheived a state of bring?)

[erika]

I am FOT and AST!!!

GROUP HUG!!!

[Andy]

Scharpling's Army?

[Sarah]

I'm a conscientious objector.

[Richard_From_CHI]

You could change your username to swiss miss 2 and maintain your neutrality