I think Spike gets put in his place enough by Tom, and willingly flings himself headlong into so many traps that I actually kind of like him.
James is to green to be public enemy number one.
Captain JAck is, well, pretty damn annoying.
But Boring Owen is the clear-cut loser here, c'mon people. He's been mail-a-monkfish creepy for years now, he just has been to wrapped up in martyrdom to actually go through with it. Ugh.