Thanks a lot for the compliments, guys.
I just saw one of those F.B.I. shirts when I went to Six Flags Fiesta Texas last week. That, and about 300 other things I saw there that day made my soul die a little bit.
I had trouble choosing the worst possible one that people may actually have seen before. Sadly, I see a lot of them at school (typical liberal arts school, tons of frats). The last two I had it narrowed down to was the F.B.I. one and this one....
Really, there could be no measure of the pain it causes me. But I didn't know how well-known it was...
Oh man I once saw a child, no more than 7 years old, wearing a shirt bearing the phrase "It was an accident", which I took to be the parents' explanation of his existence.
Oh wow. I'm racking my mind for another interpretation...I might not sleep till I find one.