New Game: these two people are sorta/kinda the same person.

[cavorting with nudists]

The spiritual resemblance has long been clear but I swear it's beginning to manifest:

[Kormod]

I wonder if they'd get along.

[cavorting with nudists]

I wonder if they'd get along.

I can definitely envision them in a kind of "Shut Up, Little Man" relationship.

[JonFromMaplewood]

[Kormod]

They both resemble horses. Maybe there was some weird stuff going on in their respective family trees.

[Bryan]

Jeffrey Eugenides and Louis C.K.

[dave from knoxville]

[TheyGotEmma]

Cellist on Lawrence Welk show

Paris Hilton

[iAmBaronVonTito]

paris hilton and her cellist twin have me just giggling. 

[cavorting with nudists]

I can't find it online, but didja ever see the Don Martin cartoon where a customer in a restaurant orders the soup and is kind of astonished to find a friggin' SOCK in it? And comments to the chef, who begins to take the soup back but gets slapped down by the customer, who proceeds to wring the sock out of all its delicious juices into his bowl before letting the chef take the offending garment away?

Well, if that Times review of Guy Fieri's restaurant cited in the "celebrities Tom should ruin next" is accurate, I'd have to say that chef is kinda/sorta the same person as Guy Fieri, and the customer is kinda/sorta the same person as the zillion schmucks flocking to "Guy's American Kitchen and Bar."

[daveB from Oakland]

Fran Lebowitz



Gene Simmons

[fonpr]

Fran Lebowitz



Gene Simmons

Only needed to see the first picture to know who would be in the second.  Good show!

[buffcoat]

She was great on Law & Order.

He was not so great on Miami Vice.

[Matt]

Jay Reatard


Brody's daughter on HOMELAND

[cutout]