New Game: these two people are sorta/kinda the same person.

[Stan]

 
 Respect must be paid to Keith Hernandez!

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Except Tina Fey doesn't make me want to vomit.

Sarah made it big in an empty, secluded state.
Tina made it big in New York City.

Screw it, I'm voting for Tina Fey.

[John Junk 2.0]

This is an obvious one, but one that needs to be documented.

Except Tina Fey doesn't make me want to vomit.

These people DO NOT look the same.  They both have glasses and brown hair and both are frequently seen wearing tasteful business attire.  And their both gurls.  If they were cartoons they'd be identical, but as they are human beings, THIS DOESN'T MEAN THEY ACTUALLY LOOK ALIKE!

[Denim Gremlin]

This is an obvious one, but one that needs to be documented.

Except Tina Fey doesn't make me want to vomit.

These people DO NOT look the same.  They both have glasses and brown hair and both are frequently seen wearing tasteful business attire.  And their both gurls. If they were cartoons they'd be identical, but as they are human beings, THIS DOESN'T MEAN THEY ACTUALLY LOOK ALIKE!

i like that observation.

as a glasses wearer I can attest to the strange phenomenon of non glasses wearers thinking we all look the same. I've been compared to every single actor, musician, comedian, etc. that is known for wearing glasses regularly despite not looking a thing like any of them.

[mokin]

Whatever, you Elvis Costello-lookin' freak.

[dave from knoxville]

It's just like all of us guys who automatically get compared to Ron Jeremy. It's just not fair!

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

It's just like all of us guys who automatically get compared to Ron Jeremy. It's just not fair!

Uncle Ron?

[Phantom Hugger]

I couldnt find the right era MJ, but for a period of about four months in 1993 the were purdy close.

[JonFromMaplewood]

This is an obvious one, but one that needs to be documented.

Except Tina Fey doesn't make me want to vomit.

These people DO NOT look the same.  They both have glasses and brown hair and both are frequently seen wearing tasteful business attire.  And their both gurls. If they were cartoons they'd be identical, but as they are human beings, THIS DOESN'T MEAN THEY ACTUALLY LOOK ALIKE!

i like that observation.

as a glasses wearer I can attest to the strange phenomenon of non glasses wearers thinking we all look the same. I've been compared to every single actor, musician, comedian, etc. that is known for wearing glasses regularly despite not looking a thing like any of them.

Whoa, whoa. Hold on a moment.  By the strict standards you lay out above, no one on this thread looks alike. And anyway, I see a similar jawline, a similar neck, and the same long, thin nostrils.

[JonFromMaplewood]

John Junk, if it is any kind of peace pipe, I am often told I look like Paul Giamatti. 

The worst part is the gradual decline of my looks as I age, as represented in the people I am told I look like.

Over the years, I have gone from:
Elliott Gould to David Schwimmer to Paul Giamatti

[John Junk 2.0]

Tina Fey's jawline looks fake.  But I'll give you the nostrils.

[Denim Gremlin]

John Junk, if it is any kind of peace pipe, I am often told I look like Paul Giamatti. 

The worst part is the gradual decline of my looks as I age, as represented in the people I am told I look like.

Over the years, I have gone from:
Elliott Gould to David Schwimmer to Paul Giamatti

Elliott Gould now or Elliott Gould circa 1973? The latter is almost a compliment.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

John Junk, if it is any kind of peace pipe, I am often told I look like Paul Giamatti. 

The worst part is the gradual decline of my looks as I age, as represented in the people I am told I look like.

Over the years, I have gone from:
Elliott Gould to David Schwimmer to Paul Giamatti

Elliott Gould now or Elliott Gould circa 1973? The latter is almost a compliment.

Almost?  That dude was f'in hott:

[Denim Gremlin]

John Junk, if it is any kind of peace pipe, I am often told I look like Paul Giamatti. 

The worst part is the gradual decline of my looks as I age, as represented in the people I am told I look like.

Over the years, I have gone from:
Elliott Gould to David Schwimmer to Paul Giamatti

Elliott Gould now or Elliott Gould circa 1973? The latter is almost a compliment.

Almost?  That dude was f'in hott:

I long for the days when a hairy "ethnic" man was sexy. (are they still? ladies??)

(also, I use ethnic as they would on Mad Men.)

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

I think it totally depends on the hairy ethnic man.