I exercise once a month and that's usually because (a) I'm depressed and want to shake it off, (b) I have a liquor-induced hangover and want to sweat it out, or (c) I hate my body and want to like it again and am under the weird notion that working out this one time will make that happen (actually it usually works for that day). I always say I will work out more regularly when I'm working out that one day, but then the next day comes and instead of working out I'll bum a Parliament from someone.
