www.geosense.net/Filthy Laurie's Adventures

[Laurie]

I played again last night, and monster cock was also there. Upon entering a game with him, he asked me, "r u horny"? I told him that the "be available" option indicates I am available for an educational geography game, not for cyber sex.

I hope Chris Hansen takes this guy down.

Speaking of Chris Hansen, the AIM name for this one guy was, "May I Anally Rape You."

"It's going to hurt, and you may bleed a bit lol." Seriously, this guy finished every sentence with "lol." That gave me truly epic lulz.

[buffcoat]

I played again last night, and monster cock was also there. Upon entering a game with him, he asked me, "r u horny"? I told him that the "be available" option indicates I am available for an educational geography game, not for cyber sex.

I hope Chris Hansen takes this guy down.

Speaking of Chris Hansen, the AIM name for this one guy was, "May I Anally Rape You."

"It's going to hurt, and you may bleed a bit lol." Seriously, this guy finished every sentence with "lol." That gave me truly epic lulz.

You should remind "Mr. May I" that questions end in question marks. 

Cyber sex, especially with strangers, has got to be so boring.  Sex with a disembodied stranger's voice on the phone sounds depressing enough, but TYPING to a stranger? 

Seriously - the Michael Hutchence route benefits EVERYBODY.  "Monster Cock" gets his extraordinary sexual experience, and the rest of us are protected from his company for good.

[Laurie]

I did not have the pleasure of chatting with Mr. May I Anally Rape You [sic]. That was Chris Hansen and the fine folks at Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator."

[Sarah]

I think he deserves credit for asking.  And using "may."

[buffcoat]

I think he deserves credit for asking.  And using "may."

Yes, "'Can' I Anally Rape You" would have been a worse sin than the original name.

[Josh]

Doesn't the answer to that question HAVE to be 'no'?

If one answers "yes", is it still rape?

[Sarah]

Obviously, Mr. monster cock is a complicated fellow.  The absence of a question mark implies yet more ambiguity.

[Laurie]

Sarah, Monster Cock is a weirdo who gets off on geography. Chris Hansen has not caught him yet. May I Anally Rape You was featured on To Catch a Predator. He's caught.

[Sarah]

Sarah, Monster Cock is a weirdo who gets off on geography.

See?  Complicated.

[John Junk]

I think he deserves credit for asking.  And using "may."

Yes, "'Can' I Anally Rape You" would have been a worse sin than the original name.

The correct response to Mr. Can I Anally Rape You is to introduce oneself as Mr./Ms. I Don't Know If You Can But You Certainly May NOT.

[Ason]

I feel terrible for the women of the world, always being hit on by these schmoes - online, in real life, and as they walk past construction sites.


Although, sometimes I kinda wish there were some lady construction workers - I need constructive feedback on my ensembles!

I have the film for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHIW9iRMSqY

[Laurie]

Which one of you chuckleheads signed up with the name analrapeyou?

[Richard_From_CHI]

I feel terrible for the women of the world, always being hit on by these schmoes - online, in real life, and as they walk past construction sites.


Although, sometimes I kinda wish there were some lady construction workers - I need constructive feedback on my ensembles!

I have the film for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHIW9iRMSqY

Pretty cool stuff.

[Sarah]

Wow!  Geosense's star sure waned, didn't it?  Given that, none of you may be interested in this geography game.  But here it is even so.  The map is tiny, but the game asks one to place landmarks not just capitals, which makes it sort of fun.

I sucked, needless to say.  Geography just isn't one of my long suits.

[Sploops]

http://www.mapmsg.com/games/statetris/usa/
State Tetris!