Why doesnt Sarah ever come to the record fair's?

[Fido]

Oh, so this was a "feud"?  Ok.  Thanks for clearing this matter up.

[Dan B]

It was great having you folks along for the ride. Before I call it a night, I will leave you with this:

This Must Be What Heaven Is Like!

That almost made me puke.

[Sarah]

Wait, WHUT?? 
I thought you were MY boyfriend, Sarah! I mean, "girlfriend, Sarah!"
Why you lousy, two-timin', siren of the north coast!
I always knew you lobstahmen's daughters were trouble.
It's like "Brandy," but in reverse...
               


And Bobo - Bobo...  bobo...
no meth?

Typical:  turn on the woman.  No wonder I dumped the both of yous.  Why don't you just cuddle up together with your meth and your teddy bears and your homoerotic "fighting" and leave me out of it?  I'm sick of playing your beard.

To invoke a childhood composition of mine, "Cesspool, whirlpool, kiss, kiss, kiss, TL and Bobo."

Creeps.

[Laurie]

STOP IT! STOP IT!

I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight. 

[TL]

STOP IT! STOP IT!

I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight. 

YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM!!

[jane]

At first I wasn't sure what this was. 
I thought maybe this was something from a Cassavetes film. 
I half expected the next scene to be Bobo coming home from a hard day's work expecting to find his dinner on the table, only to spot Sarah sitting on the couch filing her nails. 
Bobo says, "Where's my dinner?" and Sarah's all, "I didn't make you any 'cause I'm not hungry." 
Then Bobo says, " Well, I'm going to McCrap to get a big burgee", and Sarah's like, "well then pick me up a double crap big burgee". 
Then Bobo comes home, eats his McCrap Combo Special and puts his feet up. 
Sarah's all, "Where's my Mc-yum-yum dinner?" and Bobo with a satisfied look on his face responds,
"I don't have any for ya' 'cause I'm not hungry." 
Then Tom sings over way too much of Velvet Revolver's "Contraband".
And, scene. 
Cameras back. 

[Sarah]

STOP IT! STOP IT!

I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight. 

YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM!!

Lay off the kid, you big lug.  What, you think you're in charge around here?

As for you, young lady, you just go outside and cut yourself a switch.

[KickTheBobo]

STOP IT! STOP IT!
I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight. 

YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM!!

Lay off the kid, you big lug.  What, you think you're in charge around here?
As for you, young lady, you just go outside and cut yourself a switch.

Dammit TL, look what you've done! I told you we should have sent her to camp this summer, but noooo. I tell you, the child is incorrigible!



Just the other day, I caught her out on the front lawn...let's just say 'playing' in a way not befitting of a well-balanced child!



Need I say more?

[Sarah]

Well, to be fair, she was filthy at the time.  Trust you to misinterpret.  Oh well, I suppose I should just be grateful you didn't fly into one of your usual meth rages.  Of course, that was one of those rare days when you and TL had not been indulging in your favorite pastime. 

[KickTheBobo]

Well, to be fair, she was filthy at the time.  Trust you to misinterpret.  Oh well, I suppose I should just be grateful you didn't fly into one of your usual meth rages.  Of course, that was one of those rare days when you and TL had not been indulging in your favorite pastime. 

Sarah, how many times do I have to tell you?

What Happens in the Barn
STAYS IN THE BARN!

[Matt]

if this is a joke, it's not funny.

i know scharpling & wurster, and you sir, are no scharpling & wurster.

edit: i guess i "get it" now, because i read a different thread.. but still not funny.

I agree. This thread = unfunny. Jason, could you please lock this nonsense thread down?

[KickTheBobo]

I agree. This thread = unfunny. Jason, could you please lock this nonsense thread down?

Yeah, I agree. Lock it down Jason.  Also, is there any way you can implement a "Let's try our hardest to entertain Swissmiss & Matt" section to the forum?

[Sarah]

Lord knows, locking it down is the only way people can avoid reading it. 

[KickTheBobo]

Also, I just ordered a dozen of these systems that we can entrust to some of our more discerning board members.

Sure, they were $17,000 each, but I think the gravity of the situation warrants it.

[KickTheBobo]

At first I wasn't sure what this was. 
I thought maybe this was something from a Cassavetes film. 
I half expected the next scene to be Bobo coming home from a hard day's work expecting to find his dinner on the table, only to spot Sarah sitting on the couch filing her nails. 
Bobo says, "Where's my dinner?" and Sarah's all, "I didn't make you any 'cause I'm not hungry." 
Then Bobo says, " Well, I'm going to McCrap to get a big burgee", and Sarah's like, "well then pick me up a double crap big burgee". 
Then Bobo comes home, eats his McCrap Combo Special and puts his feet up. 
Sarah's all, "Where's my Mc-yum-yum dinner?" and Bobo with a satisfied look on his face responds,
"I don't have any for ya' 'cause I'm not hungry." 
Then Tom sings over way too much of Velvet Revolver's "Contraband".
And, scene. 
Cameras back. 

This exchange has played itself out all-too-many times during our tumultuous affair, so it's no surprise that I am typing this from underneath the kitchen sink, where I have been quietly rocking back and forth in a seemingly catatonic state for the past three hours. Or maybe it was that bad lunchmeat I just had.

In on the Kill Taker & that awful Le Tigre song taught me more about Cassavetes than any intro to film class ever could. References, Ahoy!