As the actual Paul from Nashville and a big The Best Show fan, I'd be remiss if I didn't take this opportunity to defend myself. In hindsight (in fact, almost immediately from the time Tom GOMPED me), I realized that my proposed topic sounded naively patrician. I was rightly subjected to ridicule, both by Tom and this message board. In fact, I take it as a badge of honor that I inspired some great Best Show material and was GOMPED. However, I can't help but feel that for the few words I actually uttered, I've been unfairly skewered. I'm not going to attempt a point-by-point refutation of every assumption made of me, much less law school/students in general (I couldn't care less about the message board's opinion of the institution and its students), but I'm sure Mike A knows better than to think that where my girlfriend and I go on vacation is my biggest post-law school worry; it was a suggested topic, a fucking lark. I thought I could get Tom on a roll, and I did, just not in the way I expected.
All in all, this has proved that I'm probably too sensitive to be an attorney. Thanks for the gut check.