I can't call in on Tuesday, but I wanted to so I could tell you about this..

[Amplituden]

First off.

Tommy Lee Djing his own brand of "Dirty Electro House" music.  That's just plain wrong.

But when you add to that special guest Tom from Myspace?

That is maybe the worst night out of all time.

Check out the posters because unbelievably, they make it even worse.




Hopefully this will anger and amaze you as much as it did me.

Jeremy.

[Andy]

it angers me that I cannot attend.

[Chris L]

Is this why Kid Rock threw a punch at Tommy @ the VMAs?

[Forrest]

If only Dave Navarro could somehow be a part of this bill, that would seal the deal for me.

[TL]

If only Dave Navarro could somehow be a part of this bill, that would seal the deal for me.

Yeah, um...  Dave Navarro has some "other things" on his plate right now.

[Laurie]

If only Dave Navarro could somehow be a part of this bill, that would seal the deal for me.

Yeah, um...  Dave Navarro has some "other things" on his plate right now.

Plus, he's busy trying to sleep with as many SuicideGirls as possible.

Oh, by the way, Tera Patrick's husband Evan Seinfeld? He's the heavily tattooed dude on OZ. Yeah, the one heavily tattooed dude. Also, Tera Patrick had perfect breasts and had to ruin them with bad implants.

[Forrest]

If only Dave Navarro could somehow be a part of this bill, that would seal the deal for me.

Yeah, um...  Dave Navarro has some "other things" on his plate right now.

I really don't know whats more classless, directing porn or cutting a new Methods of Mayhem record. I guess they're kinda the same thing.

[Laurie]

If only Dave Navarro could somehow be a part of this bill, that would seal the deal for me.

Yeah, um...  Dave Navarro has some "other things" on his plate right now.

I really don't know whats more classless, directing porn or cutting a new Methods of Mayhem record. I guess they're kinda the same thing.

I can understand where you're coming from, but I resent that. And I'm not kidding. I have three friends who direct porn, one of whom is an AVN winner and another who is a huge twee pop fan.

[Forrest]

If only Dave Navarro could somehow be a part of this bill, that would seal the deal for me.

Yeah, um...  Dave Navarro has some "other things" on his plate right now.

I really don't know whats more classless, directing porn or cutting a new Methods of Mayhem record. I guess they're kinda the same thing.

I can understand where you're coming from, but I resent that. And I'm not kidding. I have three friends who direct porn, one of whom is an AVN winner and another who is a huge twee pop fan.

You know that I would never intentionally offend. I thought I was going at big fish here, not your pals.

[Laurie]

If only Dave Navarro could somehow be a part of this bill, that would seal the deal for me.

Yeah, um...  Dave Navarro has some "other things" on his plate right now.

I really don't know whats more classless, directing porn or cutting a new Methods of Mayhem record. I guess they're kinda the same thing.

I can understand where you're coming from, but I resent that. And I'm not kidding. I have three friends who direct porn, one of whom is an AVN winner and another who is a huge twee pop fan.

You know that I would never intentionally offend. I thought I was going at big fish here, not your pals.

Big fish, as in porno bigwigs? Because one of those friends is the head of Alt-Vivid!

[Forrest]

Okay. You're losing me here.

[Laurie]

Okay. You're losing me here.

Yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about either.

[Forrest]

And really, does it matter? It's HUMP DAY!

[Laurie]

And really, does it matter? It's HUMP DAY!

Mondaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Is not a fun day
And Tuesdaaaaaaaaay
Another blues day
Wednesday's getting better
And Thursday doesn't matter
And Friiiiiiiidaaaaaaaay
Is the last day
Then it's
W-EE-K-E-N-D
It's weekend!
W-EE-K-E-N-D
It's weekend!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[John Junk]

Navarro had "turned his back on music" to direct porn?!  All I can say is "Thank God".  Lord only knows how the least-talented hack in that already not-so-great Jane's Addiction band would somehow become the most ubiquitous ex-member.  I blame it on the Red Hot Chili Peppers.  We all know J.A. was all about the bassist, who at least had the self respect to sink into total obscurity in Alanis Morrisette's backup band.